Tuesday, August 5, 2014

How To Be Anoying

Hello Lovelies!
Today I'm going to be teaching you how to be annoying! Now why would I be doing this? Well... this is a life skill and it will save you from having to talk to people you don't like or people you are avoiding or in other words people that you don't want to like you.
Here are a few things you can do! 
  • Use like a lot. This always gets on peoples never because it makes you sound like a valley girl. " And I was like at the park and like this guy came up to me and like he asked for my number so like I gave it to him and he was like thanks cutie and I like didn't know what to say like OMG."
  • Spam people. This can easily get annoying to people if they are busy or sleeping and they hear a buzz.. and another buzz... and 20 more after that... then they read their text and its just the letters A to Z
  • Be loud and have a fake obnoxious laugh... or just be obnoxious. I know for a fact that most people can get easily annoyed by people who act like this. So put on that fake smile and start being super obnoxious and if your not sure how to do that Google it!
  • Chew with your mouth open and make sure to slurp whatever you are drinking. Hello, how annoying is this... I mean have some manners we are eating. 
  • Stop walking in the middle of the street/hallway if your at school. Your walking and all of a sudden the person in front of you stops walking, you try to stop but you can't and you end up crashing into them... really? Out of all the places to stop... you stop here?
  • Be boring. In other words don't think of things to talk about and don't be funny. Probably best to use as few words as possible to bore people. Person: "How was your day?" You: "Eh." Person: " I went to the mall the other day and I shopped for five hours it was crazy... I saw Bob and he said..." You: "Nice." They just told you a whole story that took them ten minutes to explain and all you say is nice. 
  • If your trying to annoy a guy. Never text first. Don't start a conversation with them, make them start one with you and once they do don't say a lot.
  • If you are on the phone with someone or on Skype with them breath into the phone/microphone... tapping also works. 
  • Last but not least... ask if your annoying a lot. "Am I annoying you?" "Is this annoying?" "I think I'm being annoying... Am I?" 
I almost want to guarantee doing some or all of these things will get on peoples nerves at one point or another... but it just depends on how well you can pull this off. Good Luck! 
If you can think of any other things that you find annoying feel free to comment. I would love to hear about more annoying things!
Have a good day! 
Vanessa 
           

1 comment:

  1. In other words 'how to get rid of people you don't like' haha
    You know I love it! :)

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